—Rules of the World—

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  1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. Everyday_Life
  2. Part of a best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer's hard drive if you die. Everyday_Life Death
  3. If you compare and rate music across genres, you don't know shit about music. Music
  4. There probably is no god. There may be. But probably not.
    In any case, it's foolish to base any of your life's decisions on it. Religion
  5. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Even hats get dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. Everyday_Life
  6. The earth is more than 6000 years old. Don't worry, you Christians, you were off only by a couple of billion years. Religion
  7. Marriage is redundant. Unless it gets you tax breaks.
    Its virtual bond is no bond. Its dogmatic meaning has no meaning. Everyday_Life Religion Politics Social_Issues
  8. There is no racism. Just idiocy. All humans are one and the same race. Politics Social_Issues
  9. You can't save the planet you far-left-green fundamentalist cunt. The planet will outlast us all. Politics Social_Issues
  10. Question everything. It's good for you and the people around you. Everyday_Life Social_Issues Politics
  11. People – all people – will lie to you if it suits their purpose. No exception. Social_Issues
  12. Nuclear holocaust, ozone layer depletion, meteor's crashing into us, hostile aliens invading us. These are all potentially realistic dangers. Religious fundamentalism is an even bigger danger than all of these combined. Islam is leading the field in that department. Religion Social_Issues Death
  13. Homosexuals were born as homosexuals. Deal with it. Social_Issues
  14. Computers, video games and the Internet are bad for us. Social_Issues Technology
  15. Computers, video games and the Internet are good for us. Social_Issues Technology
  16. If you are against abortion, you are a sexist prick. Politics Social_Issues
  17. Fundamentalist atheists are just as religious as the people they attack. Religion
  18. Most people work just about hard enough so they don't get fired, and get paid just about enough so they don't quit.
    George Carlin Everyday_Life Social_Issues Quote
  19. A good friend will not let you forget it if you've acted like an asshole. Everyday_Life Social_Issues
  20. Legally, in most countries, Cannabis is illegal but Alcohol is fine. If you drink too much alcohol, you die. If you smoke too much Cannabis, you eat a lot, go to sleep, and wake up feeling very well. Politics
  21. Always check your food for completeness as you exit the drive-through. These people will get your stuff wrong, and it's not even their fault. Everyday_Life Driving
  22. Satanism represents a form of controlled selfishness. This does not mean that you never do anything for anyone else. If you do something to make someone for whom you care happy, his happiness will give you a sense of gratification. Satanism advocates practicing a modified form of the Golden Rule. Our interpretation of this rule is: "Do unto others as they do unto you"; because if you "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you," and they, in turn, treat you badly, it goes against human nature to continue to treat them with consideration. You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but if your courtesy is not returned, they should be treated with the wrath they deserve.
    The Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey Religion Social_Issues Quote
  23. The older you get, the more you will start to appreciate the music your parents used to listen to. Everyday_Life
  24. 99.9% of men have a brain and a penis, but only enough blood in their body to control one at a time.
    Originally by Robin Williams Comedy Quote
  25. Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac.
    George Carlin Everyday_Life Social_Issues Comedy Driving Quote
  26. Stop doing whatever you are doing for a second and really consider this: You can do whatever the hell you want. Everyday_Life Social_Issues
  27. Religion teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
    Richard Dawkins Religion Quote
  28. There's a 99% chance that you're awesome. Act like it.
    Brotip #1 Everyday_Life Social_Issues Quote
  29. It doesn't matter how old or gangster you are - if a toddler hands you a toy phone, you answer that shit.
    Brotip #1735 - A bro tip way of saying that you're never too old or cool to be nice to a child that wants to show you something. Everyday_Life Social_Issues Quote
  30. If your car is equipped with HID / Xenon headlamps, you are an anti-social asshole. Everyday_Life Driving
  31. The state and progress of a people can be judged by how much they treat everybody in their society, regardless of gender, ethnicity, age, sexuality and religion, as equals. Social_Issues Politics
  32. Horses are boring animals that serve no purpose in this day and age except being turned into food or glue. Everyday_Life Animals
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