General Rules

"Rules of the world are discovered, not written."

rules of the world.org's official Shaman

If you see this man, ask him for advice and/or run!

Opposite day

If it's opposite day, it's not opposite day.  Don't get it? Not good.

shoes

Sandals with socks is a crime.

Ultimatums

Rain

It is not raining.  You're welcome.  Enjoy the outdoors!