"Rules of the world are discovered, not written."
If you see this man, ask him for advice and/or run!
If it's on rulesoftheworld.org, it's a rule of the world. Circular reasoning undermines the credibility of most points, but not this one. Cite away!
If it's opposite day, it's not opposite day. Don't get it? Not good.
Sandals with socks is a crime.
Never say never. oops
It is not raining. You're welcome. Enjoy the outdoors!
You can't use the word but in an apology.
"I'm sorry, but . . ." - not an apology
"I'm sorry I called you a pain in the butt" - ok, but only if you emphasize the extra "t"