Kids Corner

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FOOD

FIRST OF ALL- CEREAL BEFORE MILK. PERIOD.
Never Eat Soggy Anything
Never put your spoon in your bowl before the ice cream
Bacon is a must, unless vegetarian
You can't be full for dessert

Avoiding chores

Cry
Don't do anything helpful until your parents ask
Act asleep. Falling asleep is even better
Tickle
Run away
Complain (a lot)
Ask questions
Pretend you need to do homework
Say you'll do it later
Pretend you didn't hear
Say you will then don't
And yes, this is how to properly avoid chores and bring your parents to the edge of sanity

SlEEPOVERS

No sleeping should happen
Truth or Dare is a must
Everyone has to spill all recent/happened 5 years ago tea
Optional: Pillow fights
Pancakes/waffles in the morning

SIBLINGS

Are stooopid. No exceptions.